That’s a Secret: Seth Oelbaum answers the Proust Questionnaire

Your favorite virtue.

buying me french fries and coca-cola from burger king

Your favorite qualities in a man.

i don’t like men, because allen ginsberg was a man, and i don’t like him 

Your favorite qualities in a woman.

i don’t like women either — that’s what betty friedan was

Your favorite occupation.

watching disney movies 

Your chief characteristic.

the ones present in all the admirable disney characters 

Your idea of happiness.

i don’t like happiness. i think it’s something that the g.s.a. invented 

Your idea of misery.

i like misery a lot, so that’s a secret 

Your favorite color and flower.

blue, and tulips 

If not yourself, who would you be?

chief keef

Where would you like to live?

that’s a secret 

Your favorite prose authors.

a.a milne and then a lot of other outstanding boys and girls 

Your favorite poets.

arthur rimbaud and then a lot of other outstanding boys and girls

Your favorite painters and composers.

rouault, carvaggio, wagner, basquiat 

Your favorite heroes in real life.

the disney ones 

Your favorite heroines in real life.

the disney ones 

Your favorite heroes in fiction.

the disney ones 

Your favorite heroines in fiction.

the disney ones 

Your favorite food and drink.

tomato rice soup and lemonade 

Your favorite names.

ariel, snow white, mulan

Your pet aversion.

peacetime 

What characters in history do you most dislike?

democracy ones 

What is your present state of mind?

that’s a secret 

For what fault have you most toleration?

this question sounds like something a community organizer would ask, so i can’t answer it

Your favorite motto.

“fat ass / all-right bitch though” — chief keef
 

 

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